TheSubWoofa

Someone asked me for a quick Bio at a BBQ yesterday. I had nothing to say, hey. What could I say, even today? "I'm Woof", I said as I introduced myself. Most people hear "Wolf" the first time, which is a laugh and a half. No the sound that a Dog makes, I explain; then smiles sometimes appear. As I make barking noises, literally repeating WooF WooF.

So according to most people I never tell the truth. I presented evidence to an Aunt of mine, in the form of a screen shot from a phone. She denied any and all involvement. Mostly likely she is a wiser Owl than myself, it's my animal spirit. She said to me once via sms that's why people cut you off, from being their friend; never explaining more. I am guessing that I placed an image of her within a page, which she made a joke of publically. That's me a public joke, hence I hide most of the time; so that I don't have to explain who I am in terms that someone who fits into society can understand. The family cut me off one by one, no more communication. It is okay because I'm assuming they all thought that is the way I liked it. I mean being a stranger to the fam'. I recently made the mistake of telling them a little of myself, by Thursday I don't really expect to see any more than 2 members again. I always wanted to be closer to them, however there is something about me that's disagreeable. I have brought a house (well 3/4's of one) for 1.2 million. The price I was quoted originally was 1.45 million AUD. However prices change, especially when you buy from family; the final estimate is 1.7 now. Please do not be impressed, if you knew that I didn't earn the money; you wouldn't. I'm the same person (I think) however they grew up and expected me to as well. However what they do not understand of me now will not harm them, in any way. This family of mine is perfect to all intents and purposes, I'm the package that doesn't fit in the mailbox. :) I made a web site once but I do not see the point anymore, I was proud of it but it wasn't mentioned at all to me. Perhaps of that's nice, or how much. I didn't do it for money you see, another thing they wouldn't understand. If you can why don't you, I guess would be the question. The answer (lol), Paris is always a good idea; so they merely think me too strange to abide. Its funny compared to them I'm the strangest person in the room at all times. I don't have a real name in a sense because everyone calls me something different, I've grown to like that which I called at the time now. Only two of my extended family called me be my real name; one however left this world for the next. His name was Richard; I called him pops or dadells. One only one member of my family commented about this, she thought that extremely amusing. For this I was and am still glad. :)